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fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

smokeytomahawk:

adayto4get:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

last time i looked (yesterday btw) this thing had 9k notes wtf

wow!

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3